1. Design a new blog. Make sure numbered lists look amazing.
2. Do a cost-benefit analysis about whether to polish the fireplace and hearth. Two thoughts: if polished, the hearth will significantly increase the danger of walking through the living room, but it will also shine brilliantly.
3. Do a cost-benefit analysis about whether to keep the new dress. Yes, it is electric blue with snakeskin fabric accents, but on the other hand, it’s one-of-a-kind and made by a real-live fashion designer from Bristol. Perhaps ask for a vote when everyone is here.
4. Rig the polls.
5. Clean the bathroom. Consider novel bathroom-applications for furniture polish. Will it make the windowsill shine? Will it make the tub impossible to stand in? Some basic user-testing may provide useful information.
6. Buy white wine and milk with the blue label. (Phil’s parents prefer it to the green labelled milk.) Staying hydrated is important.
7. Hoover everything.
8. Serve eviction notice to mice under the couch. Google falconry and cat adoption in case mice refuse to leave.